It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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