I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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