carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
is that a dick in a sweater?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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