she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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