I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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