Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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