Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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