Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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