so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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