ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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