I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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