talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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