I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
