I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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