My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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