Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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