Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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