weddingsv make me drug and hornr
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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