Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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