No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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