You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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