My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Randomize
