this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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