im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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