Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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