im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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