U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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