Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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