then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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