oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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