Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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