i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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