ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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