Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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