bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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