Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So. Much. Porn.
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