You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
