Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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