oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
