Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Can I color on your dick again?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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