North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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