Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He passed out mid-signature
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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