i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
