we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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