i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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