The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
This is my gift to your gina
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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