Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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