Dual....:-)
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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