I looked at my own cervix.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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