problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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