why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
handjob tips. give me some.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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