I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
