Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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