yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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