i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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