Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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